Alone Again. God this sucks.

Happy Birthday Emma:-)

Wish I was there.

(Save that frog - maybe it's one I missed.)
Being alone again can make you:

Swear more

Or less

Sleep all day

Stay awake all night

Pursue causes with extreme prejudice

Center your text

Change your font

Clean; or not

Drink more beer
If you had any

Read maps

Order pizza

Call your mom

Text an ex; or two

Aspire to a better kayak

Despite the fact that there's no one to kayak with
Get weepy about aunts, uncles and cousins

Check emails with ridiculous frequency

Spend more money on birthdays

Ship gifts so early they arrive on time

Tell the people you love that you love them

Redecorate your condo (in your head)

Provoke socio-political shitstorms on Facebook

Avoid friends who might care enough to ask how you are

Think about adopting a large tropical bird

Look at beachfront real estate you could never afford

In case you ever get off your ass and finish that best-seller
Volunteer for charities you admire

Which will, of course, get in the way

Should you meet someone

But that's not going to happen

So you do it.

http://www.crowclinic.org/index.html

Check out "Patients"

They have birds there. Of course these could

take your whole arm off, but - what the heck.