Edits of humor and insights from the web … (yes, I have no life) …
IN THE HOUSE
How do you fold a fitted sheet?
BY THE FRIDGE
I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
ON THE PHONE
I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
ONLINE
LOL has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I am out of relevant things to say.”
I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page paper that I swear I did not revise.
Bad decisions make great stories.
ON THE ROAD
MapQuest needs to start their directions on #5; I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent some dick from cutting in at the front.
I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.
Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...
IN DEATH
Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
It should be your best friend’s job to delete your computer history when you die.
IN THE HOUSE
How do you fold a fitted sheet?
BY THE FRIDGE
I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
ON THE PHONE
I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
ONLINE
LOL has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I am out of relevant things to say.”
I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page paper that I swear I did not revise.
Bad decisions make great stories.
ON THE ROAD
MapQuest needs to start their directions on #5; I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent some dick from cutting in at the front.
I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.
Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...
IN DEATH
Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
It should be your best friend’s job to delete your computer history when you die.
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