One has confessed to getting spurs in her ass during beach sex.
(Not "eeeeeha giddyup" spurs, tho I wouldn't put it past her.)
I gave her Dr. Phil's words of admonition but I think they're long lost in a sea of martinis and massage oil.
I sit on the sidelines and watch the action. I like my own age group PERIOD. I've tried to like them but if they're less than five years younger, I automatically slip into mother mode.
Seems to me it's one of my ex-husbands' birthdays ... so Happy Birthday John or Mauri or Russ ...
For the rest of you who - like me - are fascinated (and mortified) by Cougar behavior, enjoy "Cougar Barbie".
It is HILARIOUS!
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