Once you have lured the object of your desire into your lair, chain him/her to a hook near your bed.
WHO HAS A HOOK NEAR THEIR BED??
Who has a lair, for that matter?
I heard this on the BBC this morning while driving in to work and laughed out loud. You have to look at the link - Boy George isn't the twinkly fairy we knew and tolerated back in the 70s(?).
Now he looks like The Penguin.
http://omg.yahoo.com/news/boy-george-guilty-of-false-imprisonment/16170
Well, The Penguin probably WOULD have a hook near his bed.
So who is this in the photo? Our resident Jamaican Model didn't know ... our Head Designer guessed Dolly Parton ... it is Tina Turner. She is getting slammed for this concert getup.
Despite the fact she's not nearly as attractive as a blonde, Tina is STILL my hero.
It's nice to be this shallow after months of pre-election stress. Of course this morning we all woke up to the crippled auto, mortgage and housing industries. They're throwing around words like "DEEP recession."
All ya can do is work harder, spend less and poke through the scary bullshit for sparkling bits of humor.
And that jackass who is attempting to sue the courts saying Obama is not qualified to be President because he is not American Born??? (Born in Hawaii to an American mom and African dad) ... omigod, that putz can just kiss my liberal ass.
The country has spoken.
WHO HAS A HOOK NEAR THEIR BED??
Who has a lair, for that matter?
I heard this on the BBC this morning while driving in to work and laughed out loud. You have to look at the link - Boy George isn't the twinkly fairy we knew and tolerated back in the 70s(?).
Now he looks like The Penguin.
http://omg.yahoo.com/news/boy-george-guilty-of-false-imprisonment/16170
Well, The Penguin probably WOULD have a hook near his bed.
So who is this in the photo? Our resident Jamaican Model didn't know ... our Head Designer guessed Dolly Parton ... it is Tina Turner. She is getting slammed for this concert getup.
Despite the fact she's not nearly as attractive as a blonde, Tina is STILL my hero.
It's nice to be this shallow after months of pre-election stress. Of course this morning we all woke up to the crippled auto, mortgage and housing industries. They're throwing around words like "DEEP recession."
All ya can do is work harder, spend less and poke through the scary bullshit for sparkling bits of humor.
And that jackass who is attempting to sue the courts saying Obama is not qualified to be President because he is not American Born??? (Born in Hawaii to an American mom and African dad) ... omigod, that putz can just kiss my liberal ass.
The country has spoken.
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